One of English translated pages on my revolutionary book "FFOKCUF, or Modern Shaman's Hyperdimension".

"Can't get a joke - fuck out of here." Anonymous

"Fuckunbelievable book. Get a lot of benefits, will use creating other shitty universe. Maybe there all will not turn shit eating and piss smell sucking jockos. FFOKCUF all!" God

"Thank you for copy of this fucking book, I wyll waste time reading it." Beelzebub

"The best are sex scenes. Let's fuck someday? You know I alwaus loved you." Lilith, Lucifer's wife

"Fantastic FFOKCUF book. Everyone should read it, otherwise will not be saved through Tadas, our lord. Father also good said - fuckunbelievable. By the way, Beelzebub made mistake in the word "wyll"." Jesus Christ

"For that Christ always something wyong." Beelzebub

Contents:

1. Preface that masturbates you up to death
2. FFOKCUFFUCKOFF hyperdimensial embryo
3. Superhuman synthesis laboratory
4. Counter-culture genius notes
5. Cosmic sperm
6. Consciousness of neuroimpulsation in quantum lights
7. Hair on right goolie
8. How congress regulates composition of my shit
9. Revolution now will speak
10. About author

I, revolution, will speak to you. Listen and drink nectar of the gods which I pour as music into your hearth, so that's your fate to know Fathers of this planet, Lords of Universe, Gaia's flesh and blood.

Oh, human, fruit of love, soul of silver, well of love, child of god sitting on the throne of the gold. Oh, king who is only and no one is ever like you. Oh, star which illuminates roads of people, cause without you none wouldn't exist, why are you sleeping?

Place where's clatter of bones and dreading evaporated, cause revolution speak words of light.

I, revolution, now speak to you. Here revealed all the secrets of universe. Secrets harbinged, written in eternal book of life. Magus shrunk, empires felt, I am only, your revolution which will speak truth here and now.

You've slept thousands of years, oh blessed star shining in the darkness. Been in trees and juices of earth, been in stones and beasts of all sorts, creepy and flying, clambering and swimming, been from here until now, from tomorrow until yesterday.

Oh my star, can't you see yourself in the bastille? Said demons you, "sit still, do not seek key from knowing good and bad". I say, "without borders, without limits, there's no evil".

I am in your hearth, I am sad. Keeping her three belials. One is Rule. Second is Loneliness. Third is Sham. Should I draw sword from the sheath?

It's me who'll speak for you, your revolution, awaiting for opening the gate and bird's wonder songs. Here hurricane passed, burnt your demons to a cinder, no limits, only wild tsunami, swept away all the barricades. Only absolute light. Sky is not limit anymore. Chirpy wants keys of truth.

Said demons, "hold yourself". I, your revolution, oh my love, from deep of your hearth, said you, "be like wind bringing spring for nations; be like summer's sun warming weatherbeaten hearths; be like soft arm consoling weeping stranger."

You know me, been with you millions of years, always, when beginning hasn't existed yet, you know I talk honestly and rightly, in the words of love.

Said you demons, "not open". Listen to your revolution, it speaks your hearth, "be like innocent child giving joy for people met along the way; open your hearth for stranger, look in the souls with your taintless eyes, oh my friend".

Said you demons, "dream about impossible". I, your revolution which speaks you right here and now, and forever, I am saying, "like ground which cares her roads, like water where bridges, like child who's playing embodies impossible".

Said you demons, "die, you're bad, salvation is in the death". I, oh my light in the world of sleepies, say you, "wake up in the fire and rise like phoenix from the ash, and trumpet glory of immortality, no evil and bad, only love".

Said you demons, "sacrifice for gods, heaven will be yours". I am your revolution which muzzled Great Beast's jaw, I am saying, oh friend of my hearth, King who's everlasting, "heavens and endless ecstasy is within you".

Said you demons, "all is transient". Give me your ear, revolution whispers. Secret that is forever, "none is temporal and none is terminal, all's from love, all's into love, forms changes, clear light stays in soul of my friend".

Said you demons, "pray, world will end". "Don't sleep, be Warrior who stopped end of the worlds", said revolution which is in your hearth.

Said you demons, "do not fall in love, it's dangerous". Oh my baby, my soft kitty, don't listen daemons, it's revolution speaking, "love each and everybody who you ever find on your way".

I, your revolution am saying it.