Love Virus
by various authors
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile...
To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.
I see you in every passing face and I can't think of anything but you.
I see my fated stars in your eyes. They melt me like the sun does snow.
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, I would have the whole night sky in the palm of my hand.
If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever.
Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you.
Love is a dream that comes alive when we meet.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
My love for you is a journey; starting at forever, And ending at never.
I know somebody who likes you, but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
If I loved you any more than I do, I'd have to become two people.
You know, you're the kind of person that inspired poets to write, musicians to compose, and me to say this kind of thing.
Fat penguin... there, I said something to break the ice.
Love is a very complex word, but I think I just found the meaning of it.
A guy tells you he has something to give to you, and he holds out his hand, and you open his hand up and nothing is there. You say, "What is it?" He says, "It's my breath that you took away from me."
I guess I won't be needing this compass anymore... I was only lost until I found you.
You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.
You'd better start giving me mouth-to-mouth, 'cause you just took my breath away!
Are you doing anything tonight? Because I sure hope it's me.
Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged? Well that's how I feel about you.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... it has no point.
I put a drop of tear in the ocean for you... and I'll stop loving you when you find that teardrop.
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss them) Oops, guess I lost.
A blind man can see your beauty.
You may be only one person in the world, but for someone you're the whole world.
Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?
If a million people sat a million typewriters for a million years, they would never be able to type enough words to describe how beautiful you are.
God must be sad 'cos he's missing an angel.
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?
Offer a single rose and say: "I wanted to show this rose true beauty."
Excuse me, miss, I`m going to have to ask you to leave. You`re making all the other women look bad.
You: I can read palms. Them: Really? You: No. It's just an excuse to hold your hand.
It's not my fault I fell in love - you're the one who tripped me!
I was going to tell you that I want to love you forever but forever suddenly seemed too short.
Guy: I have a magic watch that tells me you aren't wearing any panties. Girl: But I am wearing panties. Guy: Oh - it must be an hour fast.
If I had you, I wouldn't have to dream anymore.
I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
I knew that my life DID have a purpose, but not until I looked into your eyes.
And to think, just two seconds ago I would have told you I hated my life.
If I could reach up and grab a star for every time you made me smile, I'd be holding the Milky Way right now.
Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination to increase the population of the next generation.
Do you understand my explanation - or do you need a demonstration?
I'd say "Bless You" when you sneeze, but I can see that God already has.
Sex is a killer... wanna die happy?
You have something on your cheek... (Lean forward and brush it off, close to their face, then say,) Actually, you don't. I just wanted to see your gorgeous eyes.
If someone dropped a grain of sand on me every time I want to kiss your precious lips, I would be under the world's largest mountain.
If I could ask God for one thing, it would be to stop the moon so that this night, and your beauty, could last forever.
I just had a near-death experience - I saw you and my heart stopped.
I'm not in love with you because you're someone I could live with. I'm in love with you because you're someone I can't live without.
I'll never know if it is truly impossible for me to stop thinking about you... because I'll never try.
Hershey's makes millions of Kisses each day. I'm just asking for one.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking in my garden forever.
Why is it I gotta climb a hundred mountains to get you, but all you gotta do is smile to get me?
I use to dream... but what's the use, now that I've met you?