As of 2003 year after our god's death, FDA successfully banned these devices:

Mind - this illegal device found with species called homo sapiens.

We made research and found this thing intolerable to high standarts of modern society.

MIND is very dangerous to public health, because extensive research of our commision found this device producing overmuch of drug called freeDOM (free dioxy-methylene).

Mind is illegal drug-making machine.

After careful investigations, commisions concluded that mind along with his little analogues (strange things called epiphysis, pituitary etc.) produces LSD-like drugs (as DMT derivatives).

Now our country can be out of these dangerous, delussional devices.

Hoorray!

P.S. And now let's fuck and make some meat for cannons.